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Martin Fish:
Overweight and smelly, Martin (formerly Edith whilst on drugs) has a habit of losing his voice and forgetting his own lyrics. He claims that Fish Brothers fame would definitely be the death of him so if Sony are reading this. FUCK OFF.
Chesty Charnsworth:
Talented, svelte and oozing charm Chesty has excelled himself with frantic fingering. He also does all the artwork for the band and gets all the attention from the ladies. Can drink 10 pints.
M. M. McGhee:
His initials stand for Mass Murderer, but don't worry he's a big fat softy really. Boom! Blatt! He rattles his tubs and has an uncanny ability to stay awake all night. Do not approach though if he's having a lie in!
Baby David:
The latest in a long line of Fish bassists he is picked on as the youngest and often forced to wear incontinence nappies on stage. Multi-talented and bound to be a bloater by the time he hits 25.

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