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NOTE: P&P is already included in the prices listed below. Larger images of the album covers can be found in our gallery.

CDs
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Sargeant Sh*tter's Lonely Club Foot Band
Price : £10
ITEM CODE : CD001

(digitally replastered)
23 tracks from the very first Fishtastic Four line up. It is very acoustic and gets more and more pissed towards the end. Previously released on cassette only it finally has been digitally replastered and features backing vocals from the legendary Johnny Six Dinners, bass from Les Pubshitter (aka Dodgy Lou Skuttz) and original versions of many of your faves including musical version of Penis Monster of Brunswick Square.

Follow Thru
Price: £12
ITEM CODE: CD002

19 tracks from the first official studio album recorded mainly at The Metway with drunken singalong mob.

Number Two *REISSUED
Price : £12
ITEM CODE : CD003
The same fine second studio album from the Fish with new 'punkier' artwork. We've ditched the 10 pages of lyrics! The follow up to follow thru. A 19 track album to shock and amaze your friends with. A Catastrophic Compendium of Cr*p wrote Kerrang! before grudgingly admitting that they liked it.

Mad Pride: Nutters With Attitude COMPILATION
Price : £10
ITEM CODE : CD004
20 tracks on this great cd for raising awareness of the Mad Pride movement. Features the original demo version of I Wonder as well as tracks from Citizen Fish, P.A.I.N., Astronauts, Head Jam, ATV and many others.

Totally Smoked
Price : £6
ITEM CODE : CD005

34 tracks(!) of fish rarities, radio appearances, demos mixes and oddities including the fish brothers xmas single that was never released. For those who want to complete their fishy collection!

The Difficult Turd Album
Price : £12
ITEM CODE : CD006

Finally its here... After 3 years in the pipeline the Difficult Turd is finally released. 22 tracks - yes count them - we've outdone ourselves once more. Talk about value for money. Like all our products, this album is not available in the shops. 8 page booklet includes introductions to all the songs and lots of pics.Who is that dressed as Elvis dead on the toilet on the front cover? Finally the definitive version of Gerald Durrell has found a home.

The Bloc - Apathy Rules OK?
Price : £4
ITEM CODE : CD007

Martin Fish's solo project featuring Mr Fish on rare guitar outing plus guests on drums, bass, saxophone and keyboards no less. Six tracks.
Vinyl
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Rear Gunners 7"
Price : £5
ITEM CODE : VINYL001
Only released in Germany. 3 tracks - short and fast... We Don't Want No Nazi Skins; We're the Gunners and Skins and Punks Unite. Very rare we believe.

Salad From Atlantis 7"
Price: £4
ITEM CODE: VINYL002
Martin Fish in an earlier incarnation. Rare copies found in the loft(!). Double A sided single by Salad from Atlantis released in the late 80s. Tracks: 'I Don't Care Means...' and 'Waiting for the Sign'. Think: Husker Du meets Beefheart.

T-Shirts

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Fish Brothers are Crap
Price : £10
ITEM CODE : TSHIRT001
Picture soon... Fabulous Fishtory Tour
Price : £10
ITEM CODE : TSHIRT002
Picture soon... Jesus Crust
Price : £10
ITEM CODE : TSHIRT003
Fish Brothers Logo
Price : £10
ITEM CODE : TSHIRT004
IMPORTANT: When ordering t-shirts please add your top 2 preferences in size to your item code. eg for a medium Jesus Crust t-shirt, the item code would be TSHIRT003M. Questions? martin_fish2003@yahoo.co.uk
Books
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Seaton Point
Price : £5
ITEM CODE : BOOK001
Co-written by Martin and the Mad Pride Nutters with Attitude its a tale of transs*xual vampires, zombie grannies, stupid coppers and the crusty Scum Army all doing battle on the Hackney front line.

Misc
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Fish Brothers Coaster
Price : £2 or 4 for £6
ITEM CODE : OTHER002 (OTHER002X for 4 for £6 deal)
Keep your table stain free with the fish.
Fish Brothers Mouse Mat
Price : £5
ITEM CODE : OTHER001

Including lovely pics of all 4 boys.
Fish Brothers Fridge Magnet
Price : £1
ITEM CODE : OTHER003

Shock and amaze with magnetic technology.
How to buy...
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Postal Cheque

1. Make cheque for the total cost of your items payable to M. Cooper.

2. Send the cheque plus your item codes, email address, postal address and name to:

Fish HQ,
c/o 21 Aberdeen Road,
Brighton,
East Sussex,
BN2 3JA

Whilst waiting for your goods please keep checking the email address you left with us as we may need to contact you.

3. (optional) send a covering email outlining your order to martin_fish2003@yahoo.co.uk .

Paypal

1. Login to your PayPal account.

2. Click 'Send Money'.

3. Use this image as a guide to complete the form. Change the amount to your total amount and enter your email address, item codes and postal address in the 'Note:' field.

4. Click 'Contine' to complete order. Whilst waiting for your goods please keep checking the email address you left with us as we may need to contact you.

5. (optional) send a covering email outlining your order to martin_fish2003@yahoo.co.uk .

Terms & Conidtions
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We, the Fish Brothers, will endeavour to supply you with your chosen Fishy goodies as soon as we can (preferably within 14 days of receiving your order). We will contact you if your chosen merchandise is currently out of stock to warn you that there will be a delay or if you would like to change your order. In the case of an item being deleted (ie sold out permanently) from our stock we will warn you of a delay or ask you to change your order. In the case of t-shirts please state your top 2 or 3 design choices as our t-shirt stock tends to fluctuate. Again, we will warn you of any problems. To these purposes please supply us with as many contact details as possible, ie email addresses, contact numbers etc. We promise not to stalk you. The Fish Brothers disown all liability from damage by the postal system whilst your goods are being delivered. Any items you are not happy with will be refunded if you pester us. And no bootlegging cos we're poor!